2014 Predictions

Now that we're in a new year, might as well take advantage of it.  So here's some (somewhat satirical) predictions:

1. Jeff Duncan will be elected to state house district 22, and will channel Calvin Hill.
2. Charges against Marlow and Knowles will be dropped because nobody really cares.  Trim will get a suspended 30-day sentence, and will leave the state to start an ashram in New Jersey.
3. The school board will get an elected Tea Party majority, whose first act will be to host a "liberty" book burning event to raise money for their members' legal defense funds.
4. Buzz Ahrens will continue to be Cherokee BOC Chair after his opponent accidentally votes for him.
5. Turner and Caldwell will start a live internet radio broadcast called "The Two Tequilas".  Jack Staver will arrange for Victoria Jackson to be their first guest.  Debbie Dooley will just show up.
6. Several Cherokee Tea Party activists will die after a major measles outbreak in the county due to widespread but completely irrational and unfounded vaccination fears.
7. Barry Loudermilk will take Congressional District 11 race and declare his district is an autonomous Christian Nation.
8. Paul Broun will commit suicide as a result of shame from his U.S. Senate loss, and end up in a pit of hell.
9. Nathan Deal will make the cover of Garden and Gun magazine.
10. Democrats will continue to be hopeful.